Carry on Becky and Scott Add comment
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This morning, Scott and Becky
could have exerted themselves by going for a swim, making an extravagant
breakfast or anything else that required them to abide by Big Brother's ridiculous new rules. Or they could simply have mucked about. The choice was theirs and, in true Scott & Becks style, they chose to role-play a bizarre scenario in which Scott played a train passenger who was unexpectedly interrupted by another traveller, in the form of a lusty Becky. It was so Carry On in nature, this out-of-the-blue comedy piece, that Hattie Jacques, Sid James and Kenneth Williams could all be heard turning in their graves, shaking their bony fists at the young pretenders. "Where are you travelling to, cocker?" asked Becky, slightly too intently. "Oh, I'm going to a function in Edinburgh", replied the boy from Macclesfield, channeling Charles Hawtrey. "Me too!" Becky asserted, causing Scott to recoil. "Oh, I've just remembered I've got very important meeting in Westminster" he said, alarmed. "'Oooh, 'ave ya?" asked Becky. "Me too!" After a while of this back and forth, Becky lifted the white rug on Scott's lap. "Eeee, that's a long one" she said, referring to his belt. And on went the 1970s style saucy humour, with Scott demonstrating how to "lamp ruffians" and the pair of them auditioning for a smutty British flick, no doubt coming to a cinema near you somewhere soon. And before it had really started, it was over, with Becky rolling off to the Diary Room a fitting finale. |
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