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It turns out that there is a
sphincter-shaped hole in Luke S's otherwise relaxed attitude to life. The buff promoter has a fear of pooing in front of people. "But what about if you've been in a relationship for four years?" asked Becky, a chilled-out pooer. "I'd lock the door," replied Luke S, his facial muscles tightening at the thought of someone watching him pass waste. This zero tolerance to pooing is a two-way street. "If I walked in and my girlfriend was doing a poo I'd scream and walk out," said Luke with absolute seriousness. Caroline burst out laughing. As did we. The stool sermon continued. "Poos are disgusting," ranted the ripped romancer. "They're the most disgusting thing that we do." If this was a film, this would be where a surging orchestral score kicked in. Take note Ashleigh. Do not poo in front of this man. |
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