As victorious nominee Arron moved into his new bed - Chris's incidentally, how cruel - royal housemate Caroline sat by, showering him in appreciation. The two had bonded pre-eviction news with Caroline telling Arron how much she wanted him to stay. They share a playful streak according to her.

High on public validation, the Manc model sounded off about Lauren. "Someone needs to tell Lauren that crunk isn’t attractive to me," he said before regaling Caz with a tale of teenage dates lost. "I went to meet a girl when I was younger and ended up meeting someone else that night." The mysterious girl's crime? Turning up crunk. 'Crunk' by the way, is housemate speak for 'drunk'. They switched the 'c' with the 'd'. It’s pretty smart.

As fascinated as Cazza rightly was by Azza's dating past, she had some personal fawning to do. "I would have cried my eyes out if you'd gone and Chris had stayed," she said.

"Caroline, we're going to have such a buzz," grinned the judger-of-drunk-women.