Caroline has let some angst slip through her witty façade. The 20-year-old boarding school girl alumnus from Surrey vented a little to Sara, Scott and Becky as the four sat in the garden.

The source of her sorrow? Starts with 'b' ends in's' and the middle, fittingly, is 'oy!' Seems like the men she's encountered during her posh education have dropped the ball on the 'not being a d**k' front. Cazza regaled her righteously indignant audience with choice insults that have come her way in the school yard.

But there were consolations. As a result of her normal, as opposed to model-tiny, physique, one of her nicknames was Bridget Jones. "I'd love to be Bridget Jones," exclaimed Becky. "She does manage to get Hugh Grant who is the sexiest man in Great Britain," conceded Caroline. We're going to agree. That perfect elocution combined with his bumbling British charm is very saucy indeed.

As might be expected, those listening to Cazza's tale of woe delivered a round of supportive coos. Sara attempted to empathise. "When I was younger, I was a total minger," said the former Miss Edinburgh. The others joined in, tripping over themselves to list her positive traits.

"I am a strong confident woman," intoned Caroline in a mock self-help tone, "I love my curves. I love my… pink hair."

After they'd finishing lol-ing, Becky had a wider sociological point to make. By being in the House and talking about these issues, Caroline is making herself a representative for other females in the same shoes. Sound point, Bex.

Caroline voiced her agreement in her typical sarcastic monotone. "I'm representing women who've had their self-esteem knocked and tarnished by BOYS!"