Speculation is rife among the housemates about the sort of party Shievonne's excellent impressions may have won them. "Imagine if Prince came down the stairs," Shievonne mused, prompting a dancing demo from Lydia. Adam and Deana watched on bemused as Andy Scott Lee's fiancée (has she mentioned that yet?) flung herself into an energetic rendition of no dance known to man.

It then emerged that Conor has promised he'll do "anything" tonight. He's mentioned getting kitted out in fancy dress but surely "anything" stretches further than that. Could this be Ashleigh's chance to fulfil her x-rated goals? Oo-er, missus.

A lot will depend on how much alcohol Big Brother decides to ply the housemates with; Luke S wandered over to impersonate Shievonne's Caroline impersonation. Meta. Once this was out of his system, he speculated over whether the HMs would be getting food as well as booze. It had eaten him up to the point of making a Diary Room visit armed with the question of whether he should have a bite now or wait. Good to know that we're dealing with a man who takes meal times seriously. Big Brother responded with a characteristic poker answer prompting Scott, clad in a scandalously awful pastel flat cap, to pipe up, "typical response!"