You've got to speculate to accumulate (whatever that means) and we can't stop debating amongst ourselves what potential love stories might be written in the stars now that 2012's housemates are all on the floor. In their maiden hours inside the four walls, they're all smalltalk and niceties. But that's clearly not going to last for too long. Simmering tensions and fluctuating attractions are going to be bubbling under the still waters somewhere, and after a couple of highlights shows have gone out we won't need a sixth sense to pick up on them.

All the new faces are bound to conceal burning lusts and pre-formed resentments. So where's all the emotion likely to spring from? We had a think about this and now we're satisfied that we've definitely cracked most of what's going to happen over the summer in the Big Brother house.

Disclaimer: The following things may not happen over the summer inside the Big Brother house.

Potential romances...

Luke likes cougars with ample proportions and Victoria would seem to fit that exact bill. So long as she's interested in younger men with a wild streak of slightly misplaced raging self-belief, she'll be sorted.

Chris has a thing for Essex Girls and Ashleigh's a girl from that very region. On paper, this one’s got 'love-match' written all over it. In addition to this fizzing chemistry, they both specify a time limit for the amount of time they can go without sexual relations, so clearly they've got shared priorities.

Johnny Anglais (or Benedict, as he might prefer to be known whilst he's in the house) is clearly something of a stallion given his line of work. But might it be that the odd detail on his CV proves to be a turn-off for potential partners? If not, maybe he'll catch the eye of Shiveonne, who also used to disrobe for coin.